This morning as I was walking around my garden, I noticed something very odd. There was an owl (I think it was a tawny), lying dead on the lawn. It had a note nailed to its chest saying 'Brazil, owl, never the twain, Brazil, owl, not one to complain'.
What is going on!?
2006-12-14 20:48:23 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Birds
You need to call the authorities, such as the DEP or Department of Environmental Protection (or similiar authority)and turn the owl over to them. Most raptor birds in some way or form are protected, at least in the U.S. they are.
2006-12-14 20:53:52 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess the question is- how much weight could it carry exactly. I mean if it was hauling half its weight it would probably have never made it to america, but supposing your in brazil, that owl could've heard about your wife and wanted to have a go, I guess if you were in America that owl would fly as far as he had to, to take care of business y'know, but i suppose i wouldn't live here if I had a choice either, a nail to the chest that sounds like the way to go
by the way, you make answering fun
2006-12-14 21:02:25 · answer #2 · answered by Jonnygirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's funny you should say that as something similar happened to me recently except it wasn't a dead owl it was a seven foot parrot stood on my lawn. When it opened it's beak all I could hearwas the sound of my Grandmother shouting the word "bees". I'd forgotten about it till you reminded me....
2006-12-14 21:02:08 · answer #3 · answered by Joseph Manners 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahhh! Ti's ill omen. Spike Milligan rest his soul; torn between a return to this God forsaken earth as Owl or Poet. Knowing not which he lands in untimely purgatory. Make haste and give to the deep so that his soul may rise again.
2006-12-14 21:00:05 · answer #4 · answered by Ta 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how much crack did u smoke this morning? if you really found a dead owl call the humane society or animal control and they will come and get it.
2006-12-14 20:50:35 · answer #5 · answered by ecstasyg83 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you really found a dead owl it might have died from bird flu
2006-12-14 20:59:02 · answer #6 · answered by George 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
49......the answer is so obviously 49. It's screaming 49, not 48 and not 50 but definitely 49!
2006-12-14 21:21:50 · answer #7 · answered by Alex 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The local mouse population is getting more vigilant and organized?
...though their rhyme could use some work...
2006-12-14 20:57:38 · answer #8 · answered by schester3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats going on, is you need to see a psychiatrist!
2006-12-14 20:59:07 · answer #9 · answered by Annie M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
maybe one of your wifes boyfriends is trying to scare you into giving him all your money
2006-12-14 21:01:45 · answer #10 · answered by Keira 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋