I've been told that having a layer of bacon on my skin, underneath the clothing during the day reduces levels of choloesterol in the body. Can this be true and has anyone tried it?
2006-12-14 20:41:09 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Diet & Fitness
Its actually very uncomfortable, and I noticed people have been avoiding me since some grease trickled down my wrist.
2006-12-14 20:45:00 · update #1
Yes. It is true as all get out. It lowered my choloesterol, which gave me more confidence in life. I wear my bacon suit to the bars now and all the chicks swarm all over me.
2006-12-14 21:01:48 · answer #1 · answered by Helenp 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it absolutely won't lower cholesterol, but it does have some other added qualit of life benefits.
-You will be very popular among common household pets.
-You will get your own bench on the bus/subway on your way home.
-Your boss and annoying co-workers will give you wide berth at the office.
-People won't crowd you in line, on the elevator, or in the shopping mall.
-Salespersons won't hassle you at the stores
-You won'tneed body lotion to keep your skin moist
-You know what snack you will have when you get home
2006-12-14 20:53:59 · answer #2 · answered by schester3 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What a waste of good bacon that would be. We should all eat bacon with every meal. mmmmmm I love bacon.
2006-12-15 00:46:15 · answer #3 · answered by Likes the O 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never heard of it, don't believe it and I don't know how you would keep bacon on your skin?? But if you are brave enough to be the guinea pig..try it and come back and let us know. :)
2006-12-14 20:47:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The bacon would spoil fast which means germs that can make you sick and the smell would not be good.
2006-12-14 20:45:17 · answer #5 · answered by tam4givin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are having you on honey, otherwise people whose choloestral is life threatening would be covered in the stuff wouldn't they, and think about it, how would that possibly work? It couldn't!!
2006-12-14 20:43:46 · answer #6 · answered by CHARISMA 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only person to benefit from that is the butcher!
2006-12-14 20:51:01 · answer #7 · answered by pageys 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If that is true then its the wierdest thing I have ever heard.
2006-12-14 20:45:03 · answer #8 · answered by Rich T 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no ,either you are dumb as a box of rocks or are trying to be funny and your not.
2006-12-14 20:48:36 · answer #9 · answered by ecstasyg83 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
never heard that one hunni
2006-12-14 20:43:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋