guys and girls tell us what works what doesn't what's funny and what's just outright stupid.
mine:
1. you pregnant? (response) you wanna be?
2. you're going to hell (what?) God said it was a sin to steal my heart.
3. excuse me i lost my phone number, can i have yours?
2006-12-14 20:34:39 · 17 answers · asked by neojonako 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
4. smack that all on the floor smack that till you get sore smak that oohh. (my friend did this, guess what he got smaked)
woot rate me!
2006-12-14 20:41:49 · update #1
girls: do you use pickup lines?
5. if you held 11 roses in front of mirror, you'd see a dozen of the most beautiful things in the world
2006-12-14 20:49:35 · update #2
The way to get a pickup line to work is to realise that they are dumb, but can be a funny ice breaker.
a) Use something sweet never rude
b) Put a little cheeky grin on
c) Look into her eyes and say it.
ie .....are you from Jamaica cos youre jamaicin me crazy
2006-12-14 20:47:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hey baby theres a party in my pants.
You wanna come.
Boy god must of been having a good day when he made you.
Wanna have a party? Climb up my leg and have a ball HEHE
There Miss M. I changed it just for you. LOL
You happy now. You wanna go play pocket pool. LOL J/K
2006-12-15 04:37:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
All are terrible, funny to read, but not funny to hear. Pick up lines like that used in real life make a guy seem too cheesy to be true, and don't work ninety nine percent of the time.
2006-12-15 04:37:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Who is your daddy?
Response: What?
Does he have a chilli for a willi coz you are super HOT!!!
I just turned around and LOL and said no but your dad must have stood last in the q of good looks coz dude you remind me frankenstain.
I know that was rude but you should have seen the guy...
2006-12-15 04:44:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Believe it or not, this has actually worked for my (male)
roommate at parties:
(Display Rated-G boo-boo) Does this look infected?
I think he used that one to break the ice with his girlfriend that
he's been dating for 4 years now.
2006-12-15 04:41:50 · answer #5 · answered by annoying_the_neighbours 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Best: At a resteraunt, drop a packet of sugar on the floor an pick it up. Tell the girl she dropped it. When she looks confused say, "Well isn't that your name on it?".
Worst: I got some new cream for my genital warts... What are you doing later?
2006-12-15 04:37:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
The cheesiest EVER is...
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day!
I loathe that line! :o)
Or how about...
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven!
Supercheesy!
And then there's...
Is your father a baker? Because you've got nice buns!
I really could go on all night :o)
EDIT: Jake, I believe the line is: "You wanna' come?" I forgot about that one. LOL!
EDIT2: Thanks! And yes, I love playing "pocket pool" LOL! Freak :o)
2006-12-15 04:36:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Best is when the line is yours and based on your genius at the spur of the moment,the timing is right and executed in jest!
Worst is when they are copied from here and there.....
2006-12-15 04:54:05 · answer #8 · answered by Munzir 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I feel dumb for pulling this one off...
Nice shoes, wanna ****?
Then, I rethought my whole approach...
Nice dress. It would look awesome in a heap beside my bed.
Never got slapped that many times before.
2006-12-15 04:38:53 · answer #9 · answered by Cold Fart 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
This ALWAYS works "what do you look for in a guy/girl". Women love to talk about themselves and they wont hesitate to answer.
2006-12-15 04:38:34 · answer #10 · answered by BRN305 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋