1. A man in mental hospital was standing on window shelf and peeing out. His doc, who happened to be walking below the window, looked up when the patient stopped or cut peeing in the middle. Doc thought that his patient is feeling shame, thus recovering from madness. Then, he asked his patient "Why did you stop peeing?", to which the patient answered "I stopped because you might grab my urine and pull me fall down."
2. A soccer match on TV. A World Cup match to be exact. A drunk guy with a bottle of beer in his hand walks to his sofa, sits on it and looks at his TV. At the top of the screen it says "Trinidad & Tobago vs. England." He yells,
"How come two countries play against one country at the same time! It's unfair! Poor England."
3. A hedge hog swears, "The whole world is false! Dammit!" and dismounts from a cactus.
2006-12-14 19:45:44 · 14 answers · asked by Бадьгаа 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
12/10 i thought they were cool ive never heard em before thanks and keep em coming.
2006-12-15 00:04:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.- Sucks
2.- Sucks
3.- Also Sucks
2006-12-14 19:50:02 · answer #2 · answered by Cisco Sucks 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
If you wanted to save your points then you shouldn't have asked any questions. Points are easily regained after answering so many questions.
2006-12-14 19:48:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm guessing your mentally challenged
2006-12-14 22:22:35 · answer #4 · answered by ladybaby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sincerely
just for 2points i,ll reply to what YOU think is funny,
it must be awful late were you are or you,ve had one to many
or you are easily amused,
HAH_bLah sorry
2006-12-14 20:34:25 · answer #5 · answered by reseda1420 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you hope to gain from this?
2006-12-14 19:51:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
boring
2006-12-14 20:51:26 · answer #7 · answered by rappinsheep 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all those jokes pretty much sucked..
xxx
2006-12-14 21:31:42 · answer #8 · answered by xxxkittenxxx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no no no these are all funny thanks for the laugh... I really needed it right now
2006-12-14 20:47:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was'nt funny
2006-12-14 20:09:35 · answer #10 · answered by san42 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋