A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender can't help but stare at the guy because in contrast to his large muscles, the man has a head that is the size of an orange. The bartender hands the guy his beer and says, ''You know, I'm not gay but I want to compliment you on your physique, it really is phenomenal! But I have a question, why is your head so small?''
The big guy nods slowly. He's obviously fielded this question many times. ''One day,'' he begins, ''I was hunting and got lost in the woods. I heard someone crying for help. I followed the cries and they led me to a frog that was sitting next to a stream.''
''No ****?'' says the bartender, thoroughly intrigued.
''Yeah, so I picked up the frog and it said, Kiss me. Kiss me and I will turn into a genie and grant you three wishes.'''
''Keep going!''
I looked around to make sure I was alone and gave the frog a kiss. POOF! The frog turned into a beautiful, voluptuous, naked woman.
She said, ''You now have three wishes.''
I looked down at my scrawny 115 pound body and said, ''I want a body like Arnold Schwarzenneger.'' She nodded, snapped her fingers, and POOF there I was, so huge that I ripped out of my clothes and was standing there naked!
She then asked, ''What will be your second wish?''
''What next?'' begged the bartender.
I looked hungrily at her beautiful body and replied, ''I want to make sensuous love with you here by this stream.'' She nodded, laid down, and beckoned to me. We made love right there by that stream for hours!
Afterwards, as we lay there next to each other, sweating from our glorious lovemaking, she whispered into my ear, ''You know, you do have one more wish. What will it be?''
I looked at her and replied, ''How 'bout a little head?''
2006-12-14 19:30:29 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL oh boy i knew i just saw that one comming LOL thanks and my hubby says nice joke :-)
2006-12-14 19:35:36 · answer #1 · answered by Kathryn 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There's a man walking on a beach. He finds a magic lamp. He rubs it. A genie appears and grants him one wish. The genie says, "When you make your wish, whisper it in my ear, because I'm hearing impaired". The man makes his wish, and a shoe box appears. He opens the shoe box, and Billy Joel is inside, but the size of the shoe box, not "life-size". The man says to the genie, "What the f*** is this? This isn't what I wished for". The genie says, "Didn't you wish for a 10 inch pianist?"...
2006-12-15 01:27:59 · answer #2 · answered by Wee W 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny
2006-12-15 18:42:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-12-14 19:34:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha ha I like this one!! Too funny 10/10
2006-12-15 01:57:27 · answer #5 · answered by Pumpkin Nickel Bread 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was better....... but keep trying
Another thing.... do people in the joke section just say 'lol' or 'well funny' just because they are ar*se kissing trying to get 10 points?
2006-12-14 19:34:18 · answer #6 · answered by 2 good 2 miss 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
good 1
2006-12-14 19:36:01 · answer #7 · answered by Mag 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
long trip for a short ride
2006-12-14 19:33:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Careful what you wish for.
2006-12-15 01:56:17 · answer #9 · answered by BLADE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2006-12-14 22:09:05 · answer #10 · answered by floss 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...funny
2006-12-14 21:06:45 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋