Then why click on the joke like you have now just done, read it through, then post responses like 'sicko' etc. It happens all the time on these pages. Surely it's quite clear from the opening line it's going to be offensive. So why read it then if you know your going to be offended? It may appear to some to be wrong to post these jokes, but hey, if that's the case aren't you smacking of double standards a bit by reading it? Or is there a subconcious desire in the human psyche to be 'shocked'? Thoughts anyone?
2006-12-14 19:24:23 · 29 answers · asked by Ecko 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ok then for those that were looking for a joke;
Why don't blind people sky dive?
It scares the sh1t out of their dog.
2006-12-14 19:30:59 · update #1
And just for the record for the PC brigade out there. That joke was told to me by a blind person with a guide dog. So does that make it acceptable then?
2006-12-14 19:36:40 · update #2
Ok then, lets up the ante.
Heard the one about the Jewish paedophile?
He says, "Are you gonna eat all those sweets?"
2006-12-14 19:54:05 · update #3
I've now resigned myself to the fact this question will be getting deleted shortly for being offensive or for chatting or such like. Thing is there's only 14 responses so far. If I started with a genuinely offesive joke, I reckon responses would be 20+ now all saying 'sicko', 'get a life' etc.
2006-12-14 19:57:26 · update #4
I note 'always laughing' silence speaks volumes. She normally makes a comment regarding an offensive joke -after reading it first! And I bet she's read this coz she's been busy posting on this site all morning.
2006-12-14 20:09:06 · update #5
Goodbye cruel world.....I sense my question will have gone by the time i come back from the shops........
That reminds me, what do you say to a Korean on Christmas Day?
Pint of milk and a loaf of bread please.
2006-12-14 20:10:41 · update #6
Dude..... i couldn't agree more.... Ive had jokes deleted for the same kinda thing.
I had that joke texted to me yesterday and i laughed, does that make me sick?, no, does that make me want loads of prostitutes to be killed?, no... Everyone is getting too pc these days and there are too many kiss ar*ses on here.
I like your added bit lol.... Oh dear, ive got thumbs down from the pc crowd, i wont sleep tonight now!!!!!
How do you get a fat bird into bed..... piece of cake!!
Can i now have loads of thumbs down from the fat pc people now as well.
The reason always laughing finds stuff offencive is that her jokes... if we can call them that are as wet and rubbish.... and she spends all day trying jokes and does not succeed.
keep the jokes coming.... im not offended mate
2006-12-14 19:32:09 · answer #1 · answered by 2 good 2 miss 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No the jokes still there, quality stuff mate. Many people are too over sensitive, the type that complain about TV programmes rather than switch to another channel
keep em coming
2006-12-15 19:11:46 · answer #2 · answered by Virg 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
People should chill. A joke is just that, a joke. It's not meant to offend and if it does don't take stuff so personally. Life is short. Have a laugh.
2006-12-22 02:15:40 · answer #3 · answered by lippie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You sound like the girls gone wild tv commercial with the Warning!. I thought you had something on here that was of interest. Maybe a joke. Nope nothing. N-E way this is my thoughts. Have a nice day!. Now the joke. Me's Like.
2006-12-15 03:30:36 · answer #4 · answered by wjb 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
as you have so rightly stated - this is a joke.
i agree that people should read what category they are in before they judge the 'question'.
myself, i have answered many racist, sexist, etc.... jokes - and because they were jokes i am not offended by them.
only outright racist jokes offend me - but only slightly.
keep the jokes coming - it is not up to us to upset the country with our jokes .... that the job of the government.
lol
:-)
2006-12-15 09:05:16 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
S*it I was hoping for a bad tasting joke. Thats su**s. WELL I happen to agree with you if you don't want to read something that is bador in bad taste then why click on it. Then write something bad about it. They are doing a double stantard. You are just looking for trouble!!! Lets hear it for the bad tasting Jokes!!!
2006-12-15 03:33:05 · answer #6 · answered by Wendy 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I completely agree. lmao.... stupid cun.ting dogs, not letting their owners parachute.
Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby? Ones fun to smash with a sledgehammer...... the other ones a watermelon
Whats the difference between a baby and a piece of wood? Wood doesnt scream when its on fire.
Whats the difference between a dead baby and your mother? Nothing! Ive fu**ed both
Hope you enjoyed them
2006-12-15 03:41:16 · answer #7 · answered by ya_face_sux 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL i hear all sorts of jokes every day I'd say it takes a bit to get me offended i'll let ya know what i think of it but i might be laughing all the same.
2006-12-15 03:27:18 · answer #8 · answered by Kathryn 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's a pretty soft joke for being a joke in "bad taste" How do you make a six year old cry twice? Wipe your bloody dick off on her teddy bear. THAT'S a joke in "bad taste"
2006-12-15 03:47:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
awwww im dissapointed i thought i was gonna be in with a good joke then!lol! people are stupid when they read the headline that says warning then read it anyway and then leave a comment complaining,its like for gods sake get over yourself,its a joke!j. o. k .e ! i agree 100% ! x
2006-12-15 03:27:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋