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would he get stuck in chimneys
cuz his "package" was too big ?

; )

2006-12-14 18:51:55 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

14 answers

But if he could come more than once a year, would his sack be as full?

2006-12-14 23:16:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Viagra would probably help him during his
Christmas excursion, as the night is long and Santa is much older now... Viagra will help him stay up all night.

2006-12-15 02:58:07 · answer #2 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1 0

Maybe Not But Those Reindeer would Nervous as Hell.

Enjoy.

Uncle Mike

2006-12-15 03:56:25 · answer #3 · answered by Oopaack 3 · 1 0

Santa's Christmas Magic would get him through. Boing!

2006-12-15 02:54:34 · answer #4 · answered by jare bare 6 · 1 0

No, but the song about rudolph have to change to Ruldoph the Blue-Nosed reindeer

2006-12-15 03:15:56 · answer #5 · answered by Dumbguy 4 · 1 0

hahaha. he could use it as a rope and just lay across the top of the chimney and let the presents down with it.

2006-12-15 02:54:12 · answer #6 · answered by Dr. Answers 5 · 0 1

Viagra doesn't make your penis bigger, it just helps you get an erection and keep it for a longer period of time. So no, he wouldn't get stuck.

2006-12-15 03:54:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Haha. Momma really would be kissin Santa then!!

2006-12-15 02:55:39 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 2 0

Maybe, but at least he could come more than only once a year!

2006-12-15 03:23:10 · answer #9 · answered by France50 2 · 2 0

You know, he only comes once a year but he can fill your stocking

2006-12-15 02:55:04 · answer #10 · answered by al p 3 · 0 0

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