whut is the most smart *** answer u can come up with for this rundition of this old classic?
2006-12-14 17:31:17 · 26 answers · asked by * r 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i almost got hit by all those cars...but i also saved hundreds on my car insurance by switching to geico!
2006-12-14 17:47:14 · answer #1 · answered by intangible_me 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I will answer this rhetorical question with another question. Why did the chicken cross the road? Obviously to get to the other side. Why did the pervert cross the road? Because his penis was stuck inside the chicken. Why did Hitler cross the road? I guess the punchline would be the equivalent of the "Gestapo knock knock" joke......Knock knock? Who's there? Gestapo! Gestapo who? Ve vill ask ze questions!!!!!....lol
2006-12-15 09:43:07 · answer #2 · answered by Wee W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I want some Kentucky Fried Chicken!
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2006-12-15 01:34:27 · answer #3 · answered by John H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kill The Jews, Kill The Russians, And While you're at It Kill The Guy who wrote this Joke. It Sucks!!! I've killed 40 Million People and This is the best Joke I can get?!?!! SCREW YOU BASTARDS!
Enjoy
Uncle Mike
2006-12-15 04:07:38 · answer #4 · answered by Oopaack 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poland!
2006-12-15 03:58:01 · answer #5 · answered by aquiellez 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He Said,
" And the Aryans shall rule world, But why the f u c k should the cobblers and road asphalters not be Jews, so lay them all untill they lay the roads and boot them well and they make you boots "
and when Winston Curchill heard it , he said " For those Aryans I care two Hoots"
2006-12-15 02:41:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Strength lies not in standing there but in crossing the road.
2006-12-15 01:52:20 · answer #7 · answered by amit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah! Damn that chicken! How dare he cross in front of me! All hail Hitler! Lets torture him........Hey, where does he come from? Lets take over that place. Ha! Ha! Ha! Hey, someone stop that chicken! I am going first!!!!!.............I think it was a Jewish Chicken
2006-12-15 01:40:42 · answer #8 · answered by tasha 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ah, France.
2006-12-15 01:35:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Remove that pedestrian crossing I want the road paved with the blood of my enemies
2006-12-15 01:36:07 · answer #10 · answered by burning brightly 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Hi!
2006-12-15 01:33:16 · answer #11 · answered by calpal2001 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋