Frank always looked on the bright side. He would constantly
irritate his friends with his eternal optimism. No matter how
horrible the circumstance, he would always reply, "It could
have been worse." To cure him of his annoying habit, his
friends decided to invent a situation so completely bad, so
terrible, that even Frank could find no hope in it.
On the golf course one day, one of them said, "Frank, did
you hear about Tom? He came home last night, found his wife
in bed with another man, shot them both and then turned the
gun on himself!"
"That`s awful," said Frank, "But it could have been worse."
"How in the hell," asked his bewildered friend, "Could it
have been worse?"
"Well," replied Frank, "If it happened the night before, I`d
be dead now!"
2006-12-14 17:26:08 · 26 answers · asked by Electric 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
THANK HEAVENS A DAY AFTER IT WOULD HAVE BEEN ME DEAD
2006-12-15 23:53:38 · answer #1 · answered by silpi b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe nice one man
2006-12-15 06:45:35 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dot's a guud von
2006-12-15 01:30:45 · answer #3 · answered by wind cries mary 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he he >>>Lucky frank>>>funny one>>>lol
2006-12-16 10:25:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!
2006-12-15 04:15:50 · answer #5 · answered by south_texas_herper 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lucky you frank!!! Frank is correct
2006-12-15 03:02:08 · answer #6 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A great joke.
2006-12-15 01:31:17 · answer #7 · answered by Diva 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kool n funny jokes
2006-12-15 04:48:13 · answer #8 · answered by ~~*justlovebollywood!!!!*~~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Frank is CORRECT. LOL
2006-12-15 01:27:50 · answer #9 · answered by texasblueslady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, but he might not have been so optimistic if he didn't know they were lieing.
2006-12-15 01:31:54 · answer #10 · answered by ☼Divine Wind☼ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋