An old man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues.
Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, and many children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren. Yesterday I picked up two college girls who were hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times."
Priest: 'And Are you sorry for your sins?'
Man: "What sins?"
Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"
Man: "I'm Jewish."
Priest: "Then why are you telling me all this?"
Man: "I'm telling everybody!"
2006-12-14 16:52:04 · 14 answers · asked by texasblueslady 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Don't know where you keep getting them but you're on a roll. So far so great.
2006-12-14 16:54:22 · answer #1 · answered by Jaded 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2006-12-14 17:00:00 · answer #2 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats hilarious!!
2006-12-14 16:53:47 · answer #3 · answered by Lacey C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's Frickin' FUNNY.
LOL - Where the f**k did you get that one!
-dh
2006-12-14 16:54:55 · answer #4 · answered by delicateharmony 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awwwww thats so cute, you go grandpa
2006-12-14 16:53:53 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-14 17:06:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh that's a good one.
2006-12-14 16:56:06 · answer #7 · answered by Mom of Four 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
happy old fart..lol
funny joke
2006-12-15 03:35:24 · answer #8 · answered by [ jD ] 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i will give you a thumbs up too.
2006-12-14 17:09:38 · answer #9 · answered by hpz ftw 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2006-12-14 16:55:18 · answer #10 · answered by coue cua cua 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋