A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful." Then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that before, so she stayed by his side.
A few minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're cute."
The wife was disappointed because instead of "beautiful," it was now "cute."
She asked, "What happened to beautiful?"
The man replied, "The drugs are wearing off."
2006-12-14 16:40:16 · 9 answers · asked by texasblueslady 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha soo funny even more for me because i am having gallbladder surgery tomorrow and i can tell that to the hubby... thanks for the tip
2006-12-14 16:43:46 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice 1. Made me laugh.
2006-12-14 16:45:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh My that was funny do another one and i hopwe it'll be better !
2006-12-14 16:44:26 · answer #3 · answered by Emily 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats nice and i will give you a thumbs up.
2006-12-14 17:16:02 · answer #4 · answered by hpz ftw 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NICE ONE!!! hhahhahahahaha!!!!
2006-12-14 16:52:37 · answer #5 · answered by shorty_2_us 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have mercy.
2006-12-14 16:43:46 · answer #6 · answered by The professor 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one =D
2006-12-14 18:11:19 · answer #7 · answered by ftz 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha....
you wake me up... i really feel tired before, thanks!!!
2006-12-14 18:50:21 · answer #8 · answered by bubbles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OW! (THanks for the laugh. I needed it)
2006-12-14 16:46:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋