this revolutionary discovery of mine is fool proof!! my theory blends both the evolutionary and divine creation theories. ok, so god is an ape and he creates us in his image (an ape). from there, we have evolved from this original ape into humans. find a flaw...i dare you.
2006-12-14 15:45:43 · 17 answers · asked by Mark M 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Um, we were other things before apes. According to your theory, god is a single-celled organism.
2006-12-14 15:53:45 · answer #1 · answered by eri 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
God became on no account depicted as an ape, and the God of the Bible is a man made being. He did no longer make evolution, it became a direction life as quickly as began traveled over thousands and thousands of years to us and in time will create others from us. Now circulate to mattress not extra bedtime memories.
2016-10-14 23:41:05 · answer #2 · answered by fanelle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, I'll throw you "a frickin' bone." (Gotta love that Dr. Evil.) It's an interesting theory since science has shown we share over 80% of our genes with apes, monkeys, and chimpanzees. Being an atheist, even I find it hard to picture god picking fleas off an...angel's, let's say, back. Funny as hell, now that I do think about it though...lol
2006-12-14 16:13:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The flaw is that you have not established the existence of God, either as an ape or in any other form.
2006-12-14 15:49:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
GOD is a SPIRIT!! and those who worship HIM must worship HIM in spirit and in truth. (notice it does not say anything about The Most Holy One being an animal ) GOD gave man dominion over the animals so why would HE come as something that was under those HE created? God is not confined to time or space.
I dare you to allow HIM to be all that HE wants to be for and to you. If you do that you will never try to make fun of HIM again,. For now you should thank HIM for HIS mercy on you.
2006-12-14 15:53:47 · answer #5 · answered by softspot 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
well you have a good point there. but.... first, if you look in the Bible, which is God's word, it says that God created Adam and Eve, who were humans. it says so in Genesis Chapter 2 verse 7. now in the Bible, it says that Eve was also made from the bone of Adam. therefore she is also human. hmm, so there is a flaw after all with your theory.
2006-12-14 15:53:33 · answer #6 · answered by bubblemilktea 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Simple.We did not evolve from apes but from a common ancestor.
Humans went one way,apes another
2006-12-14 15:48:47 · answer #7 · answered by rosbif 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋
you reak of pathetic idiocy. you obviously do not understand evolution for one, and two, god cant exist (at least in the way most would think of it as). the only thing a god is good for is getting stupid or uneducated people into a confined space so they can produce babies faster.
2006-12-14 16:11:35 · answer #8 · answered by мΛІ€ҢΛр™ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You need to get savvy in recent science.
We did not evolve from apes. They are only our cousins.
We evolved from groung squirrels. (They were the only mammals that survived the Ice Age)
And, just why do you imply that God didn't use evolution, when he seeded this planet 550 million years ago.
2006-12-14 15:51:29 · answer #9 · answered by MrsOcultyThomas 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
So apes can travel between universes and we're stuck here, nice.
2006-12-14 15:50:10 · answer #10 · answered by Sean 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋