An old man walks into a confessional?

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An old man walks into a confessional?

An old man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues.
Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, and many children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren. Yesterday I picked up two college girls who were hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times."

Priest: 'And Are you sorry for your sins?'

Man: "What sins?"

Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"

Man: "I'm Jewish."

Priest: "Then why are you telling me all this?"

Man: "I'm telling everybody!"

2006-12-14 15:08:57 · 2 answers · asked by texasblueslady 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles

2 answers

funny 10/10 thumbs up.

2006-12-15 00:32:45 · answer #1 · answered by Thumbs Up 6 · 6⤊ 1⤋

nice...7/10..

2006-12-15 13:45:08 · answer #2 · answered by KURTANGLE 4 · 0⤊ 4⤋