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I told him that every morning at around 6.00am I have a regular bowel movement. He seemed happy with my answer until I explained that I was retired and didn't get up till 9.00am. I wanted help from the Services to come around and clean my bed sheets.

2006-12-14 11:09:10 · 21 answers · asked by your pete 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

21 answers

GO TO BED FOUR HOURS EARLIER AND DONT EAT FIBER BEFORE YOU GO TO DLEEP HAVE SOME CHEESE AND CHOCOLATE IT ALWAYS CLOGS ME UP

2006-12-14 11:14:38 · answer #1 · answered by andyzgram 1 · 1 0

I got nearly the same problem.. but the Services came and took my sheets, didn’t return them… then they cut a hole in my mattress, and put a pan under the bed…
Change the pan twice a week, like clock work, they do.

Oh, and if you believe that, I got a bridge I want to sell.

2006-12-14 11:17:53 · answer #2 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1 1

OooooooooooooooooooooK

2006-12-14 11:11:37 · answer #3 · answered by benndeb8 3 · 1 0

Either you are a child who should still be wearing nappies (diapers, for those who speak dialects of English) or so old that that you are in your second childhood, and need them once more. Which is it - do enlighten us all!

2006-12-14 11:19:12 · answer #4 · answered by andrew f 4 · 0 0

Save the sheets wear DEPENDS!!!

2006-12-14 12:22:11 · answer #5 · answered by Richard Serenity 4 · 0 0

mine happens at 8, I always arise at 7:50. I am still working though.....

but I know the feeling :-)))))

LMAO at the other answers !!!

2006-12-14 11:10:52 · answer #6 · answered by ~Mustaffa~Laff~ 4 · 0 0

I saw that episode of The Golden Girls too!!

2006-12-14 11:11:42 · answer #7 · answered by nil8_360 6 · 1 0

oh boy...It is called in our old age with arthritis "get up and move" I guess the only thing to do is adjust wake up time for five forty five a.m.

2006-12-14 11:14:09 · answer #8 · answered by Patches6 5 · 2 0

lmao wear incontinent pad clean up yourself

2006-12-14 11:19:24 · answer #9 · answered by zippy 5 · 0 0

thats nast dog

2006-12-14 11:11:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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