......a man was in church, standing up while singing a hymn, when he noticed that the woman in front of him had a wedgie. So, he pulled the wedgie out.
"Well, I never!" said he woman. Very offended, she slapped the man across the face.
The next Sunday, the man brought a friend with him to church. The woman in front of them again had a wedgie.
The friend also happened to notice this, and he too pulled the wedgie out.
Before the woman had a chance to scold, the man said to his friend, "Don't! She doesn't like that!"
So the friend apologized to the woman, and politely pushed the wedgie back in.
2006-12-14 10:33:44 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I like that. I saw a woman today that could have stuffed an entire blanket in as a wedgie, and she wouldn't have noticed. Have a good day.
2006-12-14 11:23:25 · answer #1 · answered by Cannibal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-11 09:18:14 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats a funny joke
2006-12-14 10:43:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am so slow, dang had to read it three times to get.
worth a smirk + giggle.
2006-12-14 10:40:58 · answer #4 · answered by Nemesis: Your worst nightmare 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sick but sooooo funny 10/10
2006-12-14 11:31:19 · answer #5 · answered by kayia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny!
2006-12-14 10:36:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The old adage, "Keep your hands to yourself"
2006-12-14 10:37:10 · answer #7 · answered by pottermuddobber 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny..this is one I have not heard..I didn't expect this ending..I needed a laugh..ty
2006-12-14 12:22:18 · answer #8 · answered by chilover 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny i have to send that to my friend!!
2006-12-14 10:50:49 · answer #9 · answered by ♥**Me**♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao!!!Thanks for the joke!!!!
2006-12-14 10:50:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋