There was this guy who always went out drinking with his friends. He would always come home very late. One night, while he was at the bar he told them his secret for being able to sneak in late.
"When I walk in the house, before the wife can say anything, I lay her down, take off her panties, and give her the best oral sex she's ever had, until she has such an orgasm that she falls into a deep sleep. Then, I wash up and go to bed. By morning, she is so pleased, she doesn't care what time I came home."
One of his friends thinks this is a great idea. So he stays out late, comes home, sneaks into the bedroom, gives his wife the best oral sex she's ever had, and goes to wash up. His wife walks into the bathroom, obviously upset that he's home so late.
"Hey, why aren't you sleeping?" he asks.
"I was, but I came in to tell you that we've got to sleep on the couch tonight, 'cause my mother is sleeping in our bedroom."
2006-12-14 10:32:37 · 19 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh s*h*i*t!!! Lmao, extremely funny, but gross!!!Thumbs up for this one.
2006-12-14 10:38:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Three good shots of Tequila should take care of that.
2006-12-14 11:01:13 · answer #2 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear I can just see the look on his face, very good xxx
2006-12-15 03:33:14 · answer #3 · answered by christine p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loved it, and I`m still smiling.
Keep `em coming. (pardon the pun)
2006-12-14 10:45:20 · answer #4 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!
2006-12-14 10:45:59 · answer #5 · answered by No, You. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
MEGGA big Yuck, brilliant.
2006-12-14 10:39:53 · answer #6 · answered by mrs mac 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey that happened my husband ha ha just kidding lol
2006-12-14 10:43:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yuck
2006-12-14 11:05:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tht was a gud one
2006-12-14 11:03:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OOOH busted! LOL!
2006-12-14 10:37:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋