In any context, just explain...
2006-12-14 10:29:50 · 10 answers · asked by lamasamaka 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.
2006-12-14 10:40:20 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jones 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Just buy a copy of the daily star, where theres no pictures of celebrities, theres a few puns. Have a butchers at their website, the low life buggers even ahd the cheek to put pop ups on their site
2006-12-14 22:31:15 · answer #2 · answered by Virg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: What's the difference between Roast Beef and Pea Soup?
A: Anyone can roast beef.
Sorry...I know it's often repeated, but it's still a good pun.
2006-12-14 10:32:51 · answer #3 · answered by listen68 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Now, that question is a joke.!!
Not trying to make the best pun, just one pun.
2006-12-14 10:57:12 · answer #4 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Red Hot Donkey is tha best I've come up with
Donkey is like an *** right, so if I see someone i think has.. well a nice *** or is cute i call them a Hot Donkey.
Created by me for me
2006-12-14 11:24:03 · answer #5 · answered by 24 Hour Milk Bar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Ya grab 'em by the neck!" Don't ask...It covers SO much. It's a very universal pun started by one of my offspring while 'learning' to tell and laugh at jokes. Too funny. You have my permission to use it, Royalty Free
2006-12-14 10:35:25 · answer #6 · answered by maeling1976 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
2006-12-14 11:52:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can a Match Box?
No, but a Tin Can
2006-12-14 12:35:06 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why could'nt frankenstein have babies ?
his nuts were on his neck.
my 9 yr old told me that when she came out of school.
Classic.
2006-12-14 10:35:34 · answer #9 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
your a wee belter by the way!!!
2006-12-14 11:02:47 · answer #10 · answered by suckonit 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋