On a clear afternoon Superman and Batman were on a hill overlooking a wide field where there stood a big tree in the distance.
Superman squinting over under the tree says to Batman, " Look Batman, I think I see Wonder Woman naked under that tree over there with her legs spread!"
Batman replies, "No way Superman. What's she doing?"
Superman replies, "wow, She's looking all horny and hot and wet moaning with pleasure! I think she wants to get laid bad!"
Then Batman suggests, "No way! Then why don't you fly down over there and give her your signature super screw!"
"Super idea Batman! Watch this and see how fast I will swoop down and give it to her super hard!"
Then Superman swoops down faster than a speeding bullet and flies back to where Batman is."That had to be the tighest pu ssy I ever super screwed!"
Back to Wonder Woman under the tree."What the Hell was that!?!?"asks Wondr Wmn with a startle. "I don't know, but dam! I felt something go way up my ***!" says THE INVISIBLE MAN
2006-12-14 10:17:02 · 16 answers · asked by chaseki 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
*** I forgot to spread the letters to A S S
2006-12-14 10:18:04 · update #1
that is funny i laughted out loud!
2006-12-14 10:33:29 · answer #1 · answered by Baby 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Super Hero Joke
2016-11-02 22:58:11 · answer #2 · answered by isles 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah thats a good one. You know some people wear Superman pajamas? Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
2006-12-14 11:59:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The invisible man isnt part of the DC universe is he? Was it a crossover plot or something?
2006-12-14 10:31:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL really funny, the bit that made me laugh the most was, 7) Thank you for shopping at Tesco.
2016-03-17 21:40:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that means invisible man was screwing wonder woman and superman accidentally got invisible man
2006-12-14 10:25:23 · answer #6 · answered by nαrcíssα [misses being a TC] 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'm interested in this as well
2016-08-08 21:37:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh, ok... does that mean invisible man was giving wonder woman the super screw or what?
2006-12-14 10:20:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
Yep, heard it before.
2006-12-14 10:28:26 · answer #9 · answered by Nemesis: Your worst nightmare 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was wondering the same question too today
2016-08-23 12:54:12 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋