A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
2006-12-14 10:09:58 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
NOW THAT IS FUNNY LOL LOL LOL LOL
THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH
I REALLY NEEDED THAT
GUESS WHAT?
I'M 5'4" BRUNETTE WOMAN and that is FUNNY.
2006-12-14 10:15:05 · answer #1 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol!!!! that was hillarious. Im a fan of your jokes. I printed out the letter to santa from little johnny,and gave it to my co workers. they were laughing their a s s e s off. good s***.
2006-12-14 11:40:28 · answer #2 · answered by Wendy R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there's a blonde in a field of corn, sitting in a deliver making rowing motions. yet another blonde sees her and shouts furiously, "this is blondes like you that supply some thing human beings a nasty call! If i ought to swim i'd come over and furnish you with an exact kicking!" :)
2016-10-18 07:30:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg thats ssosososososo funny that just made my day hahahahahahahahahahaahahhahaahhaahhahahahahah
2006-12-14 13:57:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really funny!
2006-12-14 10:53:22 · answer #5 · answered by No, You. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it still laughing from last one
2006-12-14 21:00:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so funny where do you get this jokes?
2006-12-14 10:53:30 · answer #7 · answered by Baby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now, that is one brave fella!!!...Or maybe he's has a death wish...LOL.
2006-12-14 13:06:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty funny!
2006-12-14 10:26:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old, but still good.
2006-12-14 10:13:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋