2006-12-14 09:54:39 · 23 answers · asked by jer 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Stay right there ive got some french fries that need seasoning.
2006-12-14 09:56:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
if you had turned into a pillar of salt you would know there is nothing you can do .salt have no mind so how can it think.
2006-12-14 18:04:25 · answer #2 · answered by Corine A dream girl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stand in a pasture. Cows like salt.
2006-12-14 17:57:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Become a salt lick for the deer and other animals. You're dead.
2006-12-14 17:58:08 · answer #4 · answered by MNL_1221 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to the bathroom and jerk off quickly, or go pay 10 dollars for a BJ, if you need a referral, then talk to trixie on the corner of 69'th and easy street.
2006-12-14 17:56:58 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stay away from water and the Morton's Salt Factory...
2006-12-14 18:03:27 · answer #6 · answered by sckreet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's what you get for turning around and looking.
2006-12-14 17:58:50 · answer #7 · answered by Kerilyn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
file a complaint.. tell the cops you've been a' salted
or maybe stay away from Soddom & Gemmorah (spelling?)
2006-12-14 17:57:51 · answer #8 · answered by honorablepassion 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Invest in a quality umbrella.
2006-12-14 17:57:12 · answer #9 · answered by JenV 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Roll into the Dead Sea.
Pentomaniac
2006-12-14 17:57:06 · answer #10 · answered by Pentomaniac 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋