WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and/or pants.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are NOT.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your a ss kicked.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
2006-12-14 09:51:26 · 15 answers · asked by listen68 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WARNING the consumption of alcohol may make you very opinionated about things you know absolutely nothing about.
2006-12-14 09:58:40 · answer #1 · answered by sufferingnomad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol while performing electrical work or service may cause severe property damage, severe injury, or death.
WARNING: Sex acts with another person's significant other as the result of alcohol consumption may result in severe injury, death, or castration.
WARNING: The cunsumjin of alokhol while righting warning labels can cause difficluties in reedabilaty.
2006-12-14 18:08:37 · answer #2 · answered by Jack Schitt 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may increase the probablity that you will contribute to the population.
2006-12-14 17:55:39 · answer #3 · answered by Ginger P 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be the cause of you waking up with a penis drawn on your face
2006-12-14 17:57:55 · answer #4 · answered by .::♥THATcupcake♥::. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WARNING: the consumption of alcohol may cause you to astro-travel and thus end up in places you dont remember going to
2006-12-14 17:56:09 · answer #5 · answered by dlin333 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are Elvis
2006-12-14 17:56:48 · answer #6 · answered by usually2right 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The consumption of alcohol may cause the eyes to 'look' but not to 'see'. (How I met my wife)
2006-12-14 17:55:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to explore previously unexplored sexual desires.
2006-12-14 18:01:47 · answer #8 · answered by JC 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did God invent beer? So construction workers wouldn't rule the world
2006-12-14 19:14:41 · answer #9 · answered by Dhaircutta 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does not cause you to be 10 feet tall and bullet proof.May cause teeth to be punched out.
2006-12-14 17:55:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋