Dave rents an apartment in New York, and goes to the lobby to put
his name on the group mailbox. While there, a very attractive
young lady comes out of the apartment next to the mailboxes
wearing a robe.
Dave smiles at the young woman and she strikes up a conversation with him. As they talk, her robe slips open, and it's quite obvious that she has nothing on under the robe.
Poor Dave breaks out into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes, she places her hand on his arm and says,
"Let's go in my apartment, I hear someone coming..."
He proceeds with her into the apartment, and after she closes the
door, she leans against it allowing her robe to fall off.
Now completely nude, she purrs at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"
The flustered and embarrassed Dave stammers, clears his throat
several times, and finally squeaks out, "Oh, its got to be your
ears!"
2006-12-14 09:33:32 · 15 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Astounded, she replies, "My ears? Why my ears? Look at these
breasts! They are full, don't sag, and they're 100% natural! My
buns - they are firm and don't sag, and have no cellulite! Look at this skin, no blemishes, or scars! Why in heaven's name would you say my ears are the best part of my body?!"
Clearing his throat once again, Dave stammers,
"Outside when you said you heard someone coming? . . . That was me."
2006-12-14 09:34:05 · update #1
lmao---gotta remember that one for my bf
2006-12-14 09:42:26 · answer #1 · answered by kelly r 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is the best joke I've seen here, hope to hear more from you.
2006-12-14 17:43:00 · answer #2 · answered by christine p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Been there, Done that, DIfferent city, Very young.
2006-12-14 17:53:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is just great im going to send it on
2006-12-14 18:08:53 · answer #4 · answered by Steven E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never heard it before!
I wonder if she had?
Great Joke !
Tell us another.
2006-12-14 17:43:51 · answer #5 · answered by dawleymouse 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PERFECT HEARING THEN 10/10
2006-12-14 17:36:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-12-14 17:46:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke man!!! lmao. Tell another one..
2006-12-14 20:04:45 · answer #8 · answered by Wendy R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh i get it *c.u.m.i.n.g it took me a while though nice joke
2006-12-14 17:36:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny indeed
2006-12-14 17:41:22 · answer #10 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋