.....he keeps putting prozzies under the trees
And a sports update: The Leeds v Ipswich game has been cancelled this weekend. A dyslexic serial killer has killed all the Ipswich substitutes
2006-12-14 09:26:42 · 29 answers · asked by Ecko 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hang on there everyone who's getting ar5ey with me!! Its blatantly obvious from the opening line this joke is in bad taste but hey! Never stopped you all from clicking on it and reading it all the way through. Surely I didn't have to say "if easily offended - stay away". You could tell it was offensive by the 8th word. Something about double standards here? Ok maybe wrong to post but were you right to read it?
2006-12-14 19:12:25 · update #1
Excellent jokes, they made me laugh. Don't know why people are getting angry for the families. I'm sure their happy that there's one less to buy for at christmas.
2006-12-15 01:19:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 3⤋
Very Funny. It's a joke, for all you with a sense of humour bypass. All jokes are aimed at somebody who might well be offended. I am sure Osama Bin Laden would be offended as some jokes aimed at him. Are you up in arms about those? Irishman Jokes too? What about the Welsh and sheep?
The english take the piss - that's what makes us English-as someone else has also said. If yo dont like this type of joke then dont read them.
2006-12-18 00:44:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Both these jokes have been doing the rounds and neither is particularly funny, specially after the tenth reading.
I used to live in Ipswich, in the refuge
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2006-12-20 06:04:52 · answer #3 · answered by Amanda K 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You ignore all the left wingers who moan, thats fungin funny pal.
Incidentally I was in the job centre today & heard the bloke behind the desk tell this woman, If she was looking for a well paid job with excitement & danger, That there were 5 vacancies up in Ipswich.
L M A O
2006-12-19 09:36:43 · answer #4 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny as phuq, why are you people getting upset over people you did not know??
Being English, I found it and others funny, its what the English do best, laugh at strange stuff, the only other thing we do best is kill, not my quote, look back through history, its English heritage, you can try to deny it, bit its in our history, and will be in our history for generations to come.
You may call me sick, perverted, whatever, but I would like the state categorically with full English vigour, that I could not care any phuqing less, even if you paid me too.
My contribution is:
Peter Sutcliffe: 6 Yrs 13 girls
New Bloke: 5 in 2 weeks
It just goes to show
"you don't get quicker than an Ipswich ripper !!!"
2006-12-14 11:51:45 · answer #5 · answered by Roger Yorkhunt 1 · 1⤊ 3⤋
your sick pal there are a lot of bereaved families in Ipswich will you enjoy xmas more than them?
2006-12-20 20:37:14 · answer #6 · answered by srracvuee 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I bet u wouldn't find it funny if one of those girls was your sister or relative
2006-12-22 00:02:59 · answer #7 · answered by lozzi_pop22 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh i'm a bad person that shouldn't have made me laugh but it did.
2006-12-14 23:44:52 · answer #8 · answered by Sarah M 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
how can you make fun of people loosing there lives you are one sick b*stard!...you need to have some respect and a good beating! little thing please little minds you f**king dick...
Sorry about the language people!!
2006-12-20 07:38:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
not bad
2006-12-20 08:31:20 · answer #10 · answered by Mr Cynical 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋