So I wanted a you know to get things started. SHe said no because she hadn;t brushed her teeth and that if she did that, the bacteria would get on Captain Happy. Once the Cap' was inside he would transfer the bacteria and she would get a urinary tract infection. I'm smelling BS, what say you?
2006-12-14 09:14:29 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
P.S. I'm going to print out the results here to show her I know she tried to play me.
2006-12-14 09:20:45 · update #1
just ask her if its bs... sounds like bs. women should always do that for their man,
2006-12-14 09:16:46 · answer #1 · answered by just me 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sound like your not going to get her to play the skin flute. Never heard of anyone get a urinary tract infection that way. I have know ladies to do it after playing hide the Salomi and they never got it. The only other thing I can think of is go out a get non lubricated condoms and put one on and see if she will do it then and you will know then if it is BS. Some ladies just don't like to do it. And if they don't like to do it and do it any way it is not that good. They got to like to do it for it to be good for you.
2006-12-14 09:25:53 · answer #2 · answered by KEVIN M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is BS. Unless you went straight from captain happy to urinary tract, the bacteria would die.
2006-12-14 09:16:28 · answer #3 · answered by Kenny Smooth 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Definitely BS her mouth has nothing to do with a urinary tract infection tell her to do her research before she comes up with such a story next time
2006-12-14 09:16:11 · answer #4 · answered by jess0866 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i don't think that is true. i have spoken into the mike without brushing my teeth before. and nothing never happened. it also depends in how long it has been since she brushed. if it has been all day that is another thing but if it has only been a couple hours then that should be fine. plus there are bacteria in your mouth all the time even when you just brushed.
2006-12-14 09:22:06 · answer #5 · answered by mel2430 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if your wife never gave you oral sex before, why would you expect it now? Talk to her, ask her if she feels uncomfortable, or grossed out. Maybe trying some flavored hot oils might help. Or better yet, buy some hot oil and have her give you a nice hand job, my man absolutly loves it. A nice slow hand job can last for a hour long or so, if you do it right. Sometimes its better than oral sex.
aybe its you, maybe she thinks you need to take a nice shower first, she might just be a little grossed out. she might alos be scared, so try the handjob...its great for both man and woman. you can do her, when she is doing you
2006-12-14 09:24:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A big load of it too, luckily I'm wearing boots,
Cannot happen, and if true, then she can always chase the big captain with a few shots of cranberry juice (When drunk every day, cranberry juice can prevent/stop a urinary tract infection)
2006-12-14 09:17:15 · answer #7 · answered by cisco_cantu 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wow, I mean thats an intricate excuse not to give a BJ. She must really not like doing that ahahaha
Too bad she's too insecure to just 'fess up to the fact that she plain old didn't want to.
A+ on the effort!
2006-12-14 09:33:30 · answer #8 · answered by Nobody 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi,
Go to this site it explains how you can get a urinary tract infection.
http://www.urologychannel.com/uti/causes.shtml
2006-12-14 09:25:50 · answer #9 · answered by DY Beach 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No you can't contract a UTI by way of mouth, its usually by having lots of sex (bad bacteria building up down there) without cleaning up, over and over again. It also can be contracted with improper wiping after using the restroom. Or when a woman's pregnant, it's easier to get UTI's.
I HAVE heard of yeast in all of our mouths so maybe she is confused and meant to use that excuse. (You CAN get a yeast infection by way of oral sex.) Whether its you down on her with your mouth or her down on you and then you inside her it can be transmitted that way. IT IS POSSIBLE.
Look it up through google if you don't believe me people.
2006-12-14 09:17:49 · answer #10 · answered by Jen 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is BS. I would sit her down and talk to her. She needs to be honest with you on how she feels without giving you any BS.
2006-12-14 09:24:08 · answer #11 · answered by shy one 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋