I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.
The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
The old man did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
2006-12-14 09:03:06 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh I know, I know, I know the answer to this one:
THAT was my STEPSON! It just happened to him on Saturday--OMG you both were in the same MALL how weird is THAT???
2006-12-14 09:06:31 · answer #1 · answered by Munya Says: DUH! 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that joker before
except his hair was purple, red and green and the old man said he had sex with a parrot
2006-12-14 09:16:33 · answer #2 · answered by E-V 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you will in all probability be extra useful off with Subway. If plausible, get the flatbread rather of the traditional roll to mitigate carb intake. in the event that they have a Salad Works, that must be good too!
2016-10-14 23:09:14 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that! You're funny. Keep 'em coming!
2006-12-14 09:07:13 · answer #4 · answered by Somebody Real 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you SO MUCH for my afternoon chuckle! I was really getting worried that I wouldn't get one........
Merry Christmas!
2006-12-14 09:06:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice haha
2006-12-14 09:25:43 · answer #6 · answered by Melissssa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll laugh at yours if you;ll laugh at mine.
2006-12-14 09:25:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I am.
2006-12-14 17:32:43 · answer #8 · answered by Geezer 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i almost peed myself
2006-12-14 09:15:08 · answer #9 · answered by cutthroat_mako 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool answer so was it his son ?
2006-12-14 09:07:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋