Paddy is walking down the Blackpool prom one day and he sees a mother breast feeding her baby boy. Paddy stops to speak to the mother. "That's what I like to see natural breast-feeding, I was raised on that"
.
The young mother tells Paddy to clear off. Paddy continues, "No seriously I was raised on the stuff, look at me, tall, lots of muscles, and really fit, looking at the baby breast feeding takes me back to my childhood", he pauses...., "can I try breast feeding on the other breast".
The young mother says again, "Get away with you Paddy". Paddy says convincingly "You've got plenty of breast milk for baby, and he doesn't need the other breast". The young mother looks and Paddy and thinks, well he is good looking, fit and lots of muscle, "Come over here Paddy and you can get on the other breast". Paddy being sucking on the other breast, after five minutes the young woman has become more relaxed and is starting to get aroused ,panting slightly, she lies back and whispers to Paddy "Paddy ..... is there anything else you want ?"
Paddy asks "err....have you got any Farleys Rusks"
2006-12-14 08:51:33 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao your best one tonight xxx my queen xxx
2006-12-14 09:00:26 · answer #1 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You must not be from America, because I have no idea what a Farleys Rusks is!
I bet it tastes good, though!
because of my inquisitive nature I looked it up:
Farley's was a British food manufacturing company, best known for the baby product Farley's Rusks but also for baby rice, cereals and breadsticks.
The brand was started in the 1880s, but the company was taken over by Heinz in 1994 in a deal valued at £94 million. The brand logo was a teddy bear.
2006-12-14 16:55:06 · answer #2 · answered by wash_yer_nuts 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice one! I lol
O yes that is exactly how stupid and selfish we daft men really are, it's more often than not just pure stupidity though. You girls usually wish not to be too rude, crude or and the subtle hint or multi hints to **** goes clean over our Paddy's Head (Heed) and the limited brain power available turns it's thought to food and his stomach but usually ends up in a region below the belly and it's not a big welly but similar.
O well another chance missed then... May be it needs spelled out to our Paddy, "Hey Paddy, there's no such thing as a free lunch, so there is something here you need to munch...
Cheers lol Thx
2006-12-14 17:17:37 · answer #3 · answered by Gem of Wisdom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
MMmmmmmmmm farleys rusks, bloody good them, by the way good joke too !!!!!
2006-12-14 19:06:05 · answer #4 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i bet u r an american cause i dont know what is farley rusks!!!anyway that was hot and sexy,
2006-12-14 16:58:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it may be funnier if i knew what farleys rusks were
2006-12-14 17:18:07 · answer #6 · answered by Melissssa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so bloody funny where the hell you get it 10/10
2006-12-14 17:11:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe - u naughty - i now in need of something
2006-12-14 16:58:56 · answer #8 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
now thats what i call keeping abreast of things
2006-12-15 05:09:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i bet ur not american ha ha ha ha. bet they dont know what a nappy or a dummy is either
2006-12-14 17:39:57 · answer #10 · answered by wilson picket 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good keep them coming
2006-12-14 16:58:19 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋