you have a pair of tight pants a candle and a dust buster, you are locked in a room with a nympho what do you?

Answer 1

I wouldn't get locked in the room to begin with

Answer 2

I would first and foremost beat the hell out of the nympho with the tight pair of jeans to whatever i could in the room.

Then I would spread the waist part of the pants amongest the door sealign the crack, setting the dustbuster in one pant leg to reverse, while inhaling and exhaling through the other, thus sucking all the air out of the room in conjuntction with the candle using all the rest of the air in the room, causing the air pressure in the room to be lower than outside, causing the door to blow apart inwards.....

.....Then I would escape into the wild....

Answer 3

At my age, I don't worry about nymphos..I would keep my pants on, lite the candle and ...
you use your imagination for the rest..

Answer 4

hump till i die

Answer 5

i do what i did