A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks a bold question.
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "Sh*t."
2006-12-14 08:46:04 · 30 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats the funniest one I heard out of you!!!!!!! 10/10!!!!! lol
2006-12-14 10:21:57 · answer #1 · answered by Adeline 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The best till last pmsl 10/10 x
2006-12-14 08:48:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ooops, a faux pas I feel. Ha ha very funny. Merry Christmas.xx
2006-12-14 08:53:32 · answer #3 · answered by maria bartoninfrance 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!.... HAHAHA omg rofl thats the funniest shaggy dog tale I even have heard in a whilst... omg i havnt laughed like that for the duration of see you later... that a acceptable shaggy dog tale truthfully... rofl omg im crying haha... have a megastar rofl
2016-10-14 23:06:45 · answer #4 · answered by dusik 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious 10/10
2006-12-14 08:49:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha hah thats a gdn mate , quality lol
2006-12-14 15:39:14 · answer #6 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sharfle
*serves corn*
2006-12-14 12:47:16 · answer #7 · answered by Taylor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA, thank you ploppy, I have been feeling so ill tonight and you have cheered me up to no end. Will defo be tuning in for more tomorrow!! MERRY XMAS PLOPPY
2006-12-14 11:56:16 · answer #8 · answered by Smoochy Poochy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you been recording conversations between my cat and my lawnchair? I heard them have this very discussion last week.
2006-12-14 08:50:11 · answer #9 · answered by hi_its_bryan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg how halarious 100/10!!
2006-12-14 08:56:20 · answer #10 · answered by oh dang!its Katie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋