Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms.
The first dwarf, however, is unable to get a stiffy. His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room, he hears cries of, "ONE, TWO, THREE...UUUUH!" all night long.
In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?"
The first whispered back, "It was so embarrassing. I just couldn't get a hard on."
The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?!!" he asked. "I couldn't even get on the bed!!!"
2006-12-14 08:33:45 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I tried really hard not to laugh at that one but I just had to.
It's probably because of the Jerry Springer dwarf fighting clip I saw on youtube today.
Check it out - it's unbelievable:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4Wm4DXkcj0
2006-12-14 08:37:43 · answer #1 · answered by mcfifi 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I didn't think I was going to laugh. In fact, I thought the joke was not so good as I was reading it, but when I got to the end, it did make me chuckle. Thanks. Good Joke.
2006-12-14 16:43:22 · answer #2 · answered by unfguy2006 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The old ones are the best!
2006-12-14 16:44:29 · answer #3 · answered by jeanimus 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Arrh poor little man
2006-12-14 17:38:46 · answer #4 · answered by christine p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just been posted by the master of jokes chris w so jeanimus it is not that old
2006-12-14 16:49:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha super funny...still looking for a good joke for me to tell
thumbs up
Justin
2006-12-15 00:57:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aww, lmao
2006-12-15 07:55:18 · answer #7 · answered by Sarah M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did you hear aboutthe gay dwarf?
he came out of the cupboard
2006-12-14 16:50:26 · answer #8 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Oh no its chris w's joke she has not long posted it
2006-12-14 16:39:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
u stole it from chris w. i gave u a thumbs down for stealing ):
2006-12-14 16:54:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋