2006-12-14 08:26:23 · 7 answers · asked by dishwasher67 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Put a dog suit on the cat. Trees don't like dogs!
2006-12-14 10:01:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop giving it "Christmas Cheer".
If it gets to much, it gets lit up...
I learned the hard way... one year, I left a bottle of Vodka out over nite, and the next day, the tree chased me down the street, for tree blocks.
Needles to say, I got to the root of the problem and cut its trunk off..
2006-12-14 16:52:33 · answer #2 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you can put the tree in a room that the cat will never go in
2006-12-14 16:28:52 · answer #3 · answered by CRIZTY 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give it a dish of water and while its distracted tie it back in the holder so it can't move ;-)
2006-12-14 16:28:34 · answer #4 · answered by Tapestry6 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let it light up it's life, well one of the nine, lol
2006-12-14 16:44:27 · answer #5 · answered by This, That & such 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! I don't know y i find dat funny.
2006-12-14 16:42:46 · answer #6 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
unplug it
2006-12-14 16:28:10 · answer #7 · answered by zil28ennov 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋