A scout for Garryowen rugby club in Limerick is looking for new talent in the war-torn Bosnian Region in Yugoslavia. On watching a rugby match there one day he spots an amazing talent and resolves to take him to Ireland to play for Garryowen. The youngster, dying to get out of his horrible existence, agrees.
Back in Ireland that year Garryowen and their arch rivals Shannon are neck and neck at the top of the league table, entering into the last day of the season.
To make matters more tense, they are playing each other in the last game.
At 15 points each going into the last minute of the game the ball drops to Slavan, Garryowen's new Bosnian prodigy, who runs past 3 Shannon players to score the winning try. Soon after there are wild celebrations as Garryowen celebrate their win.
Slavan is hailed as a hero and invited by the manager to guzzle back champagne back in the dressing room with the rest of the team. But before doing this, Slavan insists that he be able to ring his mother at home to tell her the good news.
On the phone to his mother, he says "Guess what mum, you won't believe what happened here today, we won the game and I scored the winning try and I'm a hero....."
His mother interrupts ".....you selfish ba*tard", she says "you are always thinking of yourself. Do you have any idea what happened to us today. Your father has been killed, your sister was taken away from us and given a good seeing to, and our house has been burnt to the ground!".
"But Mum, your not being fair. You're acting as if all this was my fault", says Slavan.
You're damn right it is", she replies. "It was your fu*kin' idea for us to move to Limerick....!!!"
2006-12-14 08:22:39 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the Irish version is the best one well done
2006-12-14 08:40:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-14 23:05:53 · answer #2 · answered by dusik 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was funnier when it was the liverpool joke. Don't spoil the good jokes.
Liverpool manager Gerard Houllier sends scouts out round the world looking for a new striker to replace Emile Heskey, and hopefully win Liverpool the title.
One of his scouts informs him of a young Iraqi striker who he thinks will turn out to be a true superstar. So Gerard flies to Iraq to watch him and is suitably impressed, and arranges for him to come over to Anfield.
Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down at home to Man Utd with only 20 minutes left. Houllier gives the young Iraqi striker the nod to go on, and takes off Emile Heskey. The lad is a sensation, scores 5 in 20 minutes and wins the game for Liverpool. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star.
When he comes off the pitch he phones his Mum to tell her about his first day in English football.
"Hi Mum, guess what?" he says. "I played for 20 minutes today, we were 4-0 down, but I scored 5 and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the players and the media, they all love me".
"Great," says his Mum, "let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street, your sister and I were attacked and beaten, and your brother has joined a gang of looters, while you were having a great time".
The young lad is very upset. "What can I say Mum, I'm so sorry."
"Sorry?!" says his Mum ...
"Its your fault that we moved to Liverpool in the first place!"
2006-12-14 08:30:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hey leave Liverpool alone, we had the butt of the country's jokes for years, we got the capital of culture 2008. your jealous
2006-12-14 08:40:06 · answer #4 · answered by valda54 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh dear pxssed myself laughing where do you get em they are all brill
2006-12-14 21:28:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was GREAT! Didn't see it coming.
2006-12-14 09:25:24 · answer #6 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2006-12-14 08:27:07 · answer #7 · answered by jimbo 12606 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.
2006-12-14 08:26:22 · answer #8 · answered by LOL!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋