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A Norwegian took a trip to Fargo, North Dakota. While in a bar, an Indian on the next stool spoke to the Norwegian in a friendly manner. "Look," he said, "let's have a little game. I'll ask you a riddle. If you can answer it, I'll buy you a drink. If you can't then you buy me one. OK?"

"Ja, dat sounds purty good," said the Norwegian.

The Indian said, "My father and mother had one child. It wasn't my brother. It wasn't my sister. Who was it?"

The Norwegian scratched his head and finally said, "I give up. Who vas it?"

"It was ME," chortled the Indian.

So the Norwegian paid for the drinks. Back in Sioux Falls the Norwegian went into the bar and spotted one of his cronies.

"Sven," he said, "I got a game. If you can answer a question, I'll buy you a drink. If you can't, you have to buy me vun. Fair enough?"

"Fair enough," said Sven.

"Ok," the Norwegian said, "my father and mudder had vun child. It vasn't my brudder. It vasn't my sister. Who vas it?"

"Search me," said Sven. "I give up, who vas it?"

The Norwegian burst out, "It vas some Indian up in Fargo, North Dakota!"

2006-12-14 08:20:38 · 26 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

26 answers

Are norwegians blonde?

2006-12-14 21:41:39 · answer #1 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0 0

You are surley the best joke teller that has ever lived.I praise you o'h funny one.Do I get the 10 points??!!

2006-12-14 16:38:19 · answer #2 · answered by foxinapairofsox 3 · 0 0

stupid but gave me a chuckle 8/10 x

2006-12-14 16:31:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Terrible but funny

2006-12-14 16:26:44 · answer #4 · answered by L.R.O. 3 · 0 0

Dat funny, biotch!

2006-12-14 16:36:54 · answer #5 · answered by SmartAce 3 · 0 0

ok tonto you make good joke 10/10

2006-12-14 16:36:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes, I laughed at how lame the joke was.

2006-12-14 16:23:39 · answer #7 · answered by Not You, Me 2 · 0 1

oh so bad, but strangely funny

2006-12-14 16:23:20 · answer #8 · answered by elhodgie 2 · 0 0

plops you are cracking me up - stop it now. 10/10 :)

2006-12-14 16:25:09 · answer #9 · answered by chutney 4 · 0 0

No laughing here.

2006-12-14 16:43:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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