short ones only
2006-12-14 08:09:14 · 12 answers · asked by hannahlou 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
why did the elephant fall out of the tree?
because it was dead
what do a tiger and a girraffe havein common?
nothing
how do you tell thats theres an elephant in your fridge?
you cant shut the door
2006-12-14 09:06:23 · answer #1 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Christmas Cracker Jokes For Adults
2016-12-26 04:18:55 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This Site Might Help You.
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need some rude jokes for christmas crackers?
short ones only
2015-08-10 23:01:46 · answer #3 · answered by Tamar 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Adult Christmas Crackers
2016-11-13 05:37:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jack Daniels Christmas Cookies
Ingredients:
1 cup of water
Lemon juice
1 tsp baking soda
4 large eggs
1 cup of sugar
1 cup of nuts
1 tsp salt
2 cups of dried fruit
1 cup of brown sugar
1 cup Jack Daniels Whiskey
1. Sample the Jack Daniels to check quality.
2. Take a large bowl, check the Jack Daniels again to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
3. Turn on the electric beater.
4. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
5. Add one teaspoon of sugar....
6. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Jack Daniels is still okay. Try another cup, just in case.
7. Turn off the mixerer thingy.
8. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
9. Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.
10. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Jack Daniels for tonsisticity.
11. Next, sift two cups of salt, or whatever. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jack Daniels.
12. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
13. Greash the oven. Turn the cake 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
14. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Dack Janiels and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
CHERRY MISTMAS
2006-12-14 08:14:33 · answer #5 · answered by yiannis the greek 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
What is the worst thing about being a penis?
You only have one eye, you live next to 2 nuts, your nearest neighbour is an asshole and your best friend is a c*£nt!
2006-12-14 08:36:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whats the difference between a cockrel and a prostitute?
one goes **** a doodle do
the other goes any **** l do
2006-12-14 08:41:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What does a blonde say after sex?
Are you all on the same team?
2006-12-14 10:59:07 · answer #8 · answered by jessica s 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why is there a fairy on top of the Christmas tree?
Story is Santa had a bad day, nagging fairy asked what to do with the tree- so he told her......................stick it up your *rse
2006-12-14 09:52:11 · answer #9 · answered by christine p 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tell ur mum to stop changing her lipstick colour, my dick has enough colours on it to be mistakem for a rainbow
2006-12-14 08:26:12 · answer #10 · answered by Greenman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋