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2006-12-14 08:07:56 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
if you like this joke press 10.......10....
2006-12-14 08:10:25 · answer #1 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seen most of this before. Some of those I have seen are reasonably funny.
One note 'Manic-Depressive' and 'Bi-Polar' are the same thing.
2006-12-14 08:12:52 · answer #2 · answered by Wundt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sad you want to make fun of mental illness i think you have problem like the people who kiss your a s s every time you post a joke
2006-12-14 08:20:27 · answer #3 · answered by miss smidgey 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's a cracker!
2006-12-14 08:35:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehhehehehee!! Hilarious! way funnier than your previous one!! 15/10!!!
2006-12-14 08:27:45 · answer #5 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent i dont usually read these list jokes but that was funny
once more the queen is winning
2006-12-14 08:11:08 · answer #6 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious keep goin funny the wife keeps telling me that
2006-12-14 08:27:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Niceeee! I actually got this joke!
2006-12-14 08:13:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL but why won't the bipolar person get an answer ? :-/
2016-03-29 07:19:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, made me chuckle anyway xx
2006-12-14 08:10:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA! quite impressive!
2006-12-14 08:11:19 · answer #11 · answered by heaven-sin-t 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋