2006-12-14 07:54:32 · 7 answers · asked by Offends Equally 3 in Food & Drink ➔ Cooking & Recipes
Roast slowly over an open market, garnish with plenty of lettuce and a golden parachute.
2006-12-14 08:03:14 · answer #1 · answered by derstrudelmonkey 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rub with dry herbs. Place an apple in mouth. Cook for 10 hours under mesquite wood in a rotisserie style, turning every 30 minutes.
2006-12-14 16:05:12 · answer #2 · answered by gandalf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Roast the pig in a Communist country.
2006-12-14 16:04:34 · answer #3 · answered by COACH 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
marinate him in fermented poor folk. add vegetables that poor folk picked. punch some holes away from the big one on his face and @ss. bake in a brick oven til' it's tender and juicy. You will know that its done when you stick a fork up its @ss and it does'nt howl with pleasure.
2006-12-14 16:41:28 · answer #4 · answered by ConstElation 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stick a spit up him and roast him over a slow fire, basting liberally with Cornell sauce!
2006-12-14 16:34:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Send him to Cuba
2006-12-14 16:02:35 · answer #6 · answered by Miki P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A WHAT?
2006-12-14 16:02:51 · answer #7 · answered by Common_Sense2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋