In the beginning god made the earth and rested, then god made man and rested, then god made woman and since then neither man nor god has rested.
2006-12-14 07:41:08 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'm glad everyone has such a great sense of humor, after all it's good to have a laugh every now and then.
2006-12-14 09:24:36 · update #1
LOL, I love that, and my hubby will too!
2006-12-14 07:43:16 · answer #1 · answered by sweetie_baby 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Where did you get this information? And if your statement is true, that is because neither God nor man could understand woman. Or, maybe man has not rested since woman was created because she is the source of his torture and pleasure as he once comes out of her, he never feels at rest and he always longs for going back to where he has come from. And God has not rested since then because He is jealous of man who has all this pleasure which he changes to his torture and He can't enjoy what man enjoys.
2006-12-14 07:58:53 · answer #2 · answered by rambahan_1953 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Right! But man is obligated to sleep (rest) God doesnt sleep at all
Luke 9:58 "Foxes have holes and birds of the air have nests, but the son of man has nowhere to lay his head" ...not that we're foxes or birds, but you know the hidden meaning.
2006-12-14 07:44:39 · answer #3 · answered by * Akosua* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is really funny. Good for you with a sense of humor. As a woman I can say at least we are achieving our purpose.
2006-12-14 07:44:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow...you thought that up all by yourself? What a dynamic wit you have. we all should be honored to have you bestow your wisdom on us...have you written a book yet? perhaps it is time...it is wrong to keep all that glorious intellect stored in one place that mimics, in many cases, a high school classroom where farts and paper airplanes are more respected than actual sense.
Thank you. For your contribution you receive the golden DUNCE cap for all to see and be covetous.
2006-12-14 07:50:12 · answer #5 · answered by silverback487 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are right about God creating the world and us. The other part is pretty close to the truth too!!
2006-12-14 07:47:03 · answer #6 · answered by m cheryl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ever notice how many different religions agree that women are the cause of sin and evil?
take for instance the bible: eve let sin into the world
greek: pandora let evil into the world (pandora's box? - i think this was a greek one forgive me if im wrong.)
how many others hold this same view that women are the cause of evil?
2006-12-14 07:44:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny joke, but wrong. No gods "made" the Earth.
2006-12-14 07:44:27 · answer #8 · answered by godlessinaz 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Wow, you act like Men dont need woman.
2006-12-14 07:45:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Adam's troubles began the moment he said, "Wo! Man!"
2006-12-14 07:44:38 · answer #10 · answered by guitar teacher 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yup, ur definitely wrong, but also kind of funny. i like that last sentance. but yeah, totally wrong. consult a bible. and soon. it'll give you the story on what really happened
2006-12-14 07:44:01 · answer #11 · answered by i totally agree with you!! not 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋