he gives her a quick glance and then quickly takes a look at his watch, The woman notices this and says, is your date running late," No" said the man" i have a state of the art watch and i was just testing it". The intrigued woman said," a state of the art watch, whats so special about it". " well it uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me"
" whats it telling you now" asked the woman
"well its telling me you are not wearing any panties" said the man
The woman giggled and said "well it must be broke then because i am wearing panties"
"oh" said the man "the bloody thing must be an hour fast"
2006-12-14 07:40:06 · 20 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sorry i didn't realise this had already been posted. sorry ploppy
2006-12-14 07:50:20 · update #1
Its been on this week chick, funny though1!
2006-12-14 07:42:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The very beautiful woman then pulls out her mirror from her purse.
"It's okay," as the woman holds up her mirror "This mirror shows who I will be with tonight"
"Really?" Said the man
"It seems that I have a date with the man behind me" said the woman. She leaves
2006-12-14 07:49:12 · answer #2 · answered by jojot001 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I really liked that one! I think the fact that it was such a realistic situation did it for me - I could just imagine that happening! Thats the best joke for a while, cheers!
2006-12-14 07:44:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad :) 8/10
2006-12-14 07:46:56 · answer #4 · answered by demnity 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ploppy pants already sent this
2006-12-14 07:44:58 · answer #5 · answered by LOL!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good lmao 10/10
2006-12-14 07:46:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha! I think that's hilarious.
2006-12-14 07:47:20 · answer #7 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tutt tutt i still loves you but your pushing your luck lmao
are you having trouble posting jokes ?
2006-12-14 07:44:30 · answer #8 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i got one of them and its saying the same about you cracker chris w
2006-12-14 07:45:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's funny. I really liked that. I woulda slapped him myself lol. :D
2006-12-14 07:46:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋