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This guy sticks his head into a crowded barbershop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looks around the shop at all the customers and says, "About two hours," and the guy leaves.

Every day, the same guy pokes his head in at the busiest time, and every day he’s told there’s a long wait and he leaves. Finally, after about two weeks of this, the barber looks over at a buddy and says, "Bill, why don’t you follow that guy and see where he goes?"

In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically.

"Well?" says the barber. "So where does he go?"

"To your house."

2006-12-14 07:39:08 · 31 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

31 answers

One of your better ones this one Plop!! Made me laugh as always though xx

2006-12-14 08:02:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hehehehehehehehe! Hilarious!

2006-12-14 15:55:50 · answer #2 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0 0

good 1 lol 10/10 x

2006-12-14 15:42:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Hahahhaha hahah ahaha

2006-12-14 15:40:49 · answer #4 · answered by Error _invalid 1 · 2 0

Ha..............only 1 Ha out of 5 Ha's.

2006-12-14 15:42:15 · answer #5 · answered by Lord L 2 · 0 0

Funny!

2006-12-14 15:41:30 · answer #6 · answered by ruth4526 7 · 2 1

Not as good as some of them but still funny!

2006-12-14 19:40:30 · answer #7 · answered by passport_to_heaven1210 2 · 0 0

Yu So Funi

2006-12-14 15:41:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

daft joke, if that's what you call it. surely if he was a burglar. the first day would of told him this, why the two weeks. not a joke. stupid, did you make this one up

2006-12-14 15:55:42 · answer #9 · answered by valda54 5 · 0 1

Hahaha! im easily pleased though so i don't know if that counts

2006-12-14 15:50:35 · answer #10 · answered by Dappa D 3 · 0 0

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