A U.S. Customs agent and her dog are on a plane. After it takes off, the agent turns to the dog and commands, “Sniff.”
The K-9 trots down the aisle and sits next to a teenager. It then returns to the woman and puts one paw on her arm.
“Is that dog checking for drugs?” asks a man sitting beside her.
“Yes he is. He just found someone carrying marijuana,” she explains. “We’ll arrest him upon arrival.”
“Wow!” replies the man.
She again commands the dog to sniff. It trots back down the aisle and moments later races back and craps all over the place.
“What happened?” yells the man.
The agent screams, “He just found a bomb!”
2006-12-14 07:27:25 · 15 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
*tear* *tear* i am now crying from laighing so hard
2006-12-14 10:33:36 · answer #1 · answered by Adeline 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did they arrest the agent for saying "bomb" on the airplane?
2006-12-14 07:42:59 · answer #2 · answered by T S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny pmfsl good 1 10/10
2006-12-14 07:45:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where do you get these jokes? You never cease to make me smile!! keep it up!!! X
2006-12-14 07:58:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now thats funny right there.
2006-12-14 07:43:25 · answer #5 · answered by faith 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nearly crapped myself laughing.
2006-12-14 11:39:03 · answer #6 · answered by Smoochy Poochy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ow my god that could be dangerous a brill joke ploppy9/10
2006-12-14 07:43:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehhehehee! Funny. i like it.
2006-12-14 07:34:46 · answer #8 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
blah
2006-12-14 07:38:31 · answer #9 · answered by Lovely 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh crap that was funny!!!!!!hahahahahhahahahhahahahhah
2006-12-14 08:38:16 · answer #10 · answered by LIZ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋