A teacher instructs her fifth-grade class to ask their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end.
The next day the kids come in and share their stories. After a few students tell their stories, the rest of the class learns some of the morals you'd expect to hear, such as "don't count your chickens before they hatch" and "treat others as you'd like them to treat you."
Then it was little johnny's turn...
“My daddy told me about my uncle Dave,” says little johnny. “He was a pilot in Vietnam and had to bail out over enemy territory with nothing but a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a knife. He drank the whiskey during the drop, then landed in the middle of 20 Charlies. He shot 15, stabbed three, and killed the last two with his bare hands.”
“What is the moral of that horrible story?” yelps the mortified teacher.
“Stay away from Uncle Dave when he’s been drinking.”
2006-12-14 07:22:44 · 21 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
jeez. i'm crying a river here!!! 10/10
from laughing
2006-12-14 10:35:24 · answer #1 · answered by Adeline 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent...
2006-12-14 15:26:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it gets 4/10 from me funnyish but i didnt laugh out loud!
2006-12-14 15:28:32 · answer #3 · answered by Jo. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes !!! thats my kind of joke.10/10
2006-12-14 15:26:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your at it again ploppy nice one 10/10
2006-12-14 15:32:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love that the teacher is "mortified"...
2006-12-14 15:44:04 · answer #6 · answered by T S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes very funny
2006-12-14 15:26:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes thats a good one too.
2006-12-14 19:37:19 · answer #8 · answered by Smoochy Poochy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol Funny!
2006-12-14 18:29:03 · answer #9 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He he he he he he he he he he he!!! Your soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny ploppy xxxx
2006-12-14 15:56:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋