Stupid but kind of funny riddle?

Question

Two potatoes are talking...one is a prostitute. How do you know which one?

the one that says I-da-ho

Answer 1

its laid under the other one in the potatoe bed

Answer 2

RIDDLES! (Answer at the Bottom!) 1) There is a word in the English Language in which the first two letters signify a male, the first three letters signify a female, the first four letters signify a great man, and the entire word signifies a great woman. What is this word? 2) A man was murdered on Sunday. The police were told the following information: The wife was in bed asleep. The Gardener was outside cutting the hedge. The Maid was getting the mail. The Chef was preparing Lunch. The butler was preparing the table. The police immediately knew the murderer and was arrested. Who was it and how did they find out? 3) A man walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. The bartender pulls a gun on him, shoots but misses. The man says Thanks, leaves a tip and leaves the bar. Why? 4) FACT! The following riddle couldn't be solved by Oxford grauates, yet Kindergarten kids got It in less than 2 minutes. Here it is, The OFFICIAL Worlds Hardest Riddle: I turn polar bears white  and I will make you cry.  I make guys have to pee  and girls comb their hair.  I make celebrities look stupid  and normal people look like celebrities.  I turn pancakes brown  and make your champane bubble.  If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.  If you look at me, you'll pop.  Can you guess the riddle?  *** *** *** *** ANSWERS BELOW! *** *** 1) Heroine. He - Her - Hero - Heroine. 2) The Maid. There's no mail on Sundays. 3) He had the Hiccups, the gunshot scared him :) 4) the big one! The answer is, simply, 'No' Study the very last line 'Can you answer the riddle?' This riddle is known as an 'Impossible Riddle' in other words, there is no possible logic answer! The answer is to the question on the last line 'Can you gues riddle?' the answer is 'No!' XP Hope you enjoyed them :)