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A man tells his doctor he’s unable to do all the things around the house that he used to do. After the exam, he says, “Now, doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what the hell’s wrong with me.”

“In layman’s terms, you’re lazy,” says the doctor.

“OK. Now give me a medical term, so I can tell my wife.”

2006-12-14 07:16:08 · 16 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

16 answers

u should write the medical term. that way i can use it around my house!! ha ha ha!! funny. 10/10

2006-12-14 10:40:30 · answer #1 · answered by Adeline 3 · 0 0

funny 3 out of 5

2006-12-14 07:24:42 · answer #2 · answered by OO7 3 · 0 0

not that great, 2 out of 5

2006-12-14 07:19:27 · answer #3 · answered by Amanda 2 · 0 0

hmmmm 3 out of 5

"The doctor told me I have a condition known as "Idolus manus", it's very contagious around men, he said I should sit down, rest and let it get out of my system"

2006-12-14 07:24:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Aw, nice one, I gotta find that medical term, too. I think I'm affected.

2006-12-14 07:24:06 · answer #5 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0 0

Why is it a nasty concept to play UNO with mexicans? because they are going to continuously thieve your eco-friendly-playing cards. A Mexican and a Blackman are in a vehicle. who's driving? A cop what's the adaptation between a blackman and a bench? A bench can help a kin of four Why dosn't Mexico have an Olympic crew? because each human being that may run, leap and swim is already right here.

2016-10-18 07:20:08 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Cute!

2006-12-14 07:21:39 · answer #7 · answered by MANC & PROUD 6 · 0 0

Yep. watch out ploopys about!!

2006-12-14 07:21:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

haha quite funny

2006-12-14 07:18:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ha ha

2006-12-14 07:20:42 · answer #10 · answered by Bronwen S 2 · 0 0

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