BLONDE WAVE AT HIM AND SAY'S "HELLO."
HE'S RATHER TAKEN ABACK, BECAUSE HE CAN'T PLACE WHERE HE KNOWS HER FROM, SO HE SAYS "DO YOU KNOW ME?"
TO WHICH SHE REPLIES "I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS."
NOW HE THINKS BACK TO THE ONLY TIME HE HAS EVER BEEN UNFAITHFUL TO HIS WIFE AND SAYS, "MY GOD, ARE YOU THE STRIPPER FROM MY BACHELOR PARTY THAT I LAID ON THE POOL TABLE WITH ALL MY BUDDIES WATCHING,WHILE YOUR PARTNER WHIPPED ME WITH WET CELERY AND THEN STUCK A CARROT UP MY .?".
SHE SAID "NO, I'M YOUR SON'S MATH TEACHER."
2006-12-14 07:15:44 · 11 answers · asked by scott g 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol rofl lamo!!!!!
2006-12-14 11:04:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I'm not stupid enough to blurt out something like that, so I guess I wouldn't get embarrassed in such a way... but that was funny!
2006-12-14 15:45:50 · answer #2 · answered by T S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha yes!
2006-12-14 15:19:14 · answer #3 · answered by TroubleRose 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!
2006-12-14 15:22:11 · answer #4 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats hilarious
2006-12-14 15:18:28 · answer #5 · answered by thuglife 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would be pretty embarrassed after that one. ha-ha
2006-12-14 15:23:56 · answer #6 · answered by constance w 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my reputation LOL
2006-12-14 15:18:01 · answer #7 · answered by homer pimpson 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao omg would i!
2006-12-14 15:19:14 · answer #8 · answered by misunderstood 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny.
2006-12-14 15:18:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
so lammmmmmmmmmmmmm
2006-12-14 15:43:06 · answer #10 · answered by myspacelover 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋