Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
- Woody Allen
I am going to say this again: I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky.
- William Jefferson "Bill" Clinton
His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.
- Phyllis Diller
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
Rodney Dangerfield
2006-12-14 07:26:22
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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"Don't knock masturbation; it's sex with someone I love."
Woody Allen
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!
-- Drew Carey
Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone.
-- Dave Letterman
I think I mentioned to Bob [Geldof] I could make love for eight hours. What I didn't say was that this included four hours of begging and then dinner and a movie.
-- Sting
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
-- Steve Martin
2006-12-14 23:12:50
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answer #2
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answered by imjust_lori 3
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Bill Maher
Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.
Ken Hammond.
What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home."
2006-12-14 16:39:33
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answer #3
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answered by Shina Beana 4
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"Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night."
Woody Allen
Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.
2006-12-14 15:27:01
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answer #4
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answered by Littlebit 6
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In the movie "Hope Floats", Sandra Bullock is devastated that her husband cheated on her with her best friend. So, her mom tells her, "Honeeeeey, my mamma always said, the best way to get over somebody, is to get under somebody"!
I always thought that was pretty hilarious (and sometimes true too)!
2006-12-14 15:18:53
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answer #5
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answered by Singthing 4
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"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married"- George Burns
2006-12-14 18:32:08
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answer #6
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answered by rag dollie 5
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"Some, they do and some, they don't;
And some, you just can't tell.
Some, they will and some, they won't;
And some, it's just as well."
2006-12-14 15:25:43
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answer #7
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answered by Anonymous
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um no
2006-12-14 17:22:08
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answer #8
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answered by Luis 4
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"Fighting for peace is like f****** for chastity."
2006-12-14 15:15:31
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answer #9
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answered by Jabberwock 5
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what do i do
2006-12-16 19:13:09
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answer #10
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answered by Anonymous
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