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Any other fat white guy ,wearing red, breaking in people's houses at night would be arrested. Why not Santa Clause?

2006-12-14 07:08:52 · 7 answers · asked by icyhott4urmind 1 in Politics & Government Law Enforcement & Police

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They collared him a few years ago, but what happens is that because people want him in their homes, even going so far as to leave him milk and cookies, then the man's got right and privelege to be there so its like you letting in the cable guy when you're not home. (that is if you trust him enough) But if you find anything missing on Christmas morning, You can certainly pursue charges and a restraining order.

2006-12-14 07:12:08 · answer #1 · answered by zebj25 6 · 1 0

Because if those other fat old white guys wearing red could fit down chimneys, not get stuck, or dirty, and leaves presents- they wouldn't get arrested either.

2006-12-14 07:17:20 · answer #2 · answered by T <3 3 · 0 0

Nah, I like them fat and white. That jolly fella can stick anything under my tree any day. Don't forget I've got the handcuffs, so he can break into my house any day.

2006-12-14 14:57:26 · answer #3 · answered by bernie2u4 6 · 0 0

There is no forced entry going down the chimney and he does not steal. He could be trespassing, but most people invite him in, even going so far as to send letters asking him to come.

He is a guest. His presence is, thus, not illegal.

2006-12-14 07:12:52 · answer #4 · answered by Phoenix, Wise Guru 7 · 1 0

He doesn't take anything, he leaves stuff. He kind of takes milk and cookies, but you leave them out for him, I mean who the hell would leave out a plate of milk and cookies in the middle of the living room over night? Honestly.

2006-12-14 07:16:22 · answer #5 · answered by Jonny G 3 · 0 0

blessings of christmas spirit. Have u been naughty or nice.

2006-12-14 07:12:53 · answer #6 · answered by wiseguywisedude 3 · 1 0

since he isn't real. can't imprison someone that is fictional.

2006-12-14 07:15:42 · answer #7 · answered by arus.geo 7 · 0 1

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