Or all of them!?!? I gonna thank them by sacrificing baby kittens...
2006-12-14 07:06:39 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I failed a PhD Statistics final on Monday, can I blame God for it?
2006-12-14 07:09:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Thank your tutors and me i want baby kittens sacrificed in my name!
2006-12-14 15:15:09 · answer #2 · answered by gizmoweb666 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, no, no! You silly head! You sacrifice ONE kitten, TWO puppies and your grandmothers dentures to the Magic tree god at midnight, then HE will pass them out to the other gods.
Sheesh, you need to study up on your sacrifices!
2006-12-14 15:13:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Your finals aren't what you should sacrifice baby kittens for. Your finals mean nothing to Lord Jesus. I know you are so stuck on yourself you wont listen to anything I could suggest so I will just keep you in my prayer. In the name of our Savior Jesus Christ please guide this poor infidel to the light Lord, Amen. We all love you. OO
2006-12-14 15:14:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Muhammed is dead and buried in his tomb. Moses was buried but resurrected, but I doubt if he can hear you, but Baby Jesus is now sitting on His throne, as King of kings and Lord of lords, and whether you like it or not, one day every tongue shall confess and every knee shall bow in reverence to Him, Baby!
2006-12-14 15:11:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
Moses and Mohamed are dead and Jesus is all grown up. Thank Jesus and do not sacrifice anything except your pride.
2006-12-14 15:12:21 · answer #6 · answered by Preacher 6 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Thank Baby Jesus. Squeeze his babycheeks together! It will look cute.
2006-12-14 15:09:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
Thank the Sick Puppy. I passed you the cheat sheet.
2006-12-14 15:09:02 · answer #8 · answered by Sick Puppy 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
You can thank Jesus, but there's no need to sacrifice.
2006-12-14 15:21:02 · answer #9 · answered by A follower of Christ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Who did you ask & thank for the pass before you took the test?
Jesus shed His own blood to redeem us from our sins.
2006-12-14 15:11:07 · answer #10 · answered by t a m i l 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋