With a couple celebrating their 50th anniversary at the church's marriage marathon, the minister asked Brother Ralph to take a few minutes and share some insight into
how he managed to live with the same woman all these years.
The husband replied to the audience, "Well, I treated her with respect, spent money on her, but mostly I took her traveling on special occasions."
The minister inquired "Trips to where?"
"For our 25th anniversary, I took her to Beijing, China."
The minister then said, "What a terrific example you are to all husbands, Ralph.
Please tell the audience what you're going to do for your wife on your 50th anniversary?"
Brother Ralph: "I'm gonna go get her."
2006-12-14 06:52:44 · 18 answers · asked by Sophie 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG that IS hysterical! Thank-You, I truly enjoyed that. I'll have to tell my husband I've got a "new plan".
2006-12-14 06:56:32 · answer #1 · answered by ? 1 · 16⤊ 2⤋
thats what i would call a long distance relationship best for any marrage 10/10 for that joke
2006-12-14 07:29:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 11⤊ 0⤋
Haha. Maybe that's the secret if you aren't happy!
2006-12-14 07:48:58 · answer #3 · answered by T S 3 · 11⤊ 1⤋
Ooh!! LOL. LOL.
Bet she's found a Real Man by now! LOL.
2006-12-14 13:07:45 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 11⤊ 1⤋
Hehehehehehe! Hilarious!! Keep shooting em!
2006-12-14 06:56:15 · answer #5 · answered by funmzire 5 · 11⤊ 3⤋
Nice one, made me chuckle in class, should probably stop now...
2006-12-14 07:03:23 · answer #6 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 12⤊ 2⤋
hahahahahaha still he spent the first 25 years with her!
2006-12-14 06:55:57 · answer #7 · answered by Jo. 5 · 11⤊ 4⤋
that was hilarious. my dad even liked it when i told him 2 thumbs up.
2006-12-14 07:00:55 · answer #8 · answered by Bill E. Bob 1 · 11⤊ 3⤋
Not bad but I kinda saw that one coming.
2006-12-14 06:56:06 · answer #9 · answered by Jeremy 4 · 10⤊ 4⤋
Did you know that there are more Wongs than Wings in China?
Thats why they wing a lot of wong numbers!
2006-12-14 06:57:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 7⤋