have you written your letter to santa? if not try this....?

Question

boys n girls, ladies and gents, its time to write your letters to santa, click link below, fill in the details, and read your christmas letter. (is very funny) lol

let me know if you like the link

http://members.aol.com/frogiearno/dearsanta.htm

Answer 1

Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth


Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Billy's Office party. It was Holly who spiked the punch with too much Gin and Tonic. I can't help it if I drank 11 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like gingerbread.

I thought it was funny when I put Anton's boxers on my head and danced the Freak on the coat rack while singing `Crazy B*tch'. I didn't mean to break Billy's Ipod and don't know why Billy would accuse me of 1st degree Sexual assult.

I don't remember calling Dave's wife a Stupid Lamma---even though she looked like one with Black eye shadow and Lime Green lipstick!

And when I threw up on Brandi's husband's Lap, it was only because I ate too much of that Baked Potatoe.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my GTI through my neighbor's Porch. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a Sexi Baboon and have me arrested for Burglury!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all Horny and Drunk. And I'm really not to blame for any of this Bogus stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and Sinfully yours,
Kimmie (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 69 bucks!

Answer 2

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Answer 3

Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth


Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at chad's Office party. It was denise who spiked the punch with too much BEER. I can't help it if I drank 12 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Scent.

I thought it was funny when I put Heidi's pants on my head and danced the rock on the chair while singing `rockin around the Christmas tree'. I didn't mean to break chad's radio and don't know why chad would accuse me of theft.

I don't remember calling Nathan's wife a small pig---even though she looked like one with purple eye shadow and yellow lipstick!

And when I threw up on Jamie's husband's arm, it was only because I ate too much of that pickle.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my grand am car through my neighbor's kitchen. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a large cat and have me arrested for DUI!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all hideous and dark. And I'm really not to blame for any of this many stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and patiently yours,
melissa (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 5 bucks!

Answer 4

Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at mel's Office party. It was amy who spiked the punch with too much malibu. I can't help it if I drank 11 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like daisies.

I thought it was funny when I put stefan's skirt on my head and danced the samba on the settee while singing `hey diddle diddle'. I didn't mean to break mel's electric shaver and don't know why mel would accuse me of arson.

I don't remember calling gary's wife a angry llama---even though she looked like one with turquoise eye shadow and yellow lipstick!

And when I threw up on sam's husband's leg, it was only because I ate too much of that steak.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my transit van through my neighbor's basement. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a silly cow and have me arrested for murder!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all tired and ugly. And I'm really not to blame for any of this smelly stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and very yours,
lisa (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 22 bucks!

Answer 5

LOL LOL Here's mine.

Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth


Dear Santa,

I have been a good Girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Mike's Office party. It was Phe who spiked the punch with too much Sambuca. I can't help it if I drank 69 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like perfume.

I thought it was funny when I put Nicole's bra on my head and danced the macarena on the sofa while singing `Lips of an angel'. I didn't mean to break Mike's computer and don't know why Mike would accuse me of burlary.

I don't remember calling mike's wife a richer horse---even though she looked like one with green eye shadow and blue lipstick!

And when I threw up on angela's husband's arm, it was only because I ate too much of that burger.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my explorer through my neighbor's roof. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a pretty cow and have me arrested for stealing!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all colder and big. And I'm really not to blame for any of this loud stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and sexually yours,
marissa (Really a nice Girl!)

P.S. It's only 2 bucks!

Answer 6

Ta very much. I need a good laugh :0

It told me that I was drunk on 13 vodkas and lemonade. Doing the can can to your beautiful before being arrested for drug taking!....

Answer 7

Lol thats well good!

lol i can't believe rebecca spiked the punch with to much water lmao, i loved it. right funny,good idea.

Answer 8

A big thank you,,i was feeling abit down but that cheered me up,,well done to you.xx

Answer 9

that was really good thanks..10 out of 10

Answer 10

so funny!!! 10/10