2006-12-14 05:53:16 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It seems he enjoys watching little babies die of starvation and aids. The God dude sure has some weird hobbies.
2006-12-14 05:59:36 · answer #1 · answered by Thinx 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, God enjoyed his walk in the garden with Adam. He does His walks with the Saints in heaven now.
2006-12-14 14:07:25 · answer #2 · answered by Jeancommunicates 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really hope your being sarcastic lol......
Anyhow, the scriptures are allegoric not literal. I'll just quote early church father Origen in regards to this matter.
And what did Origen state: “What man of sense will agree with the statement that the first, second and third days in which the evening is named and the morning, were without sun, moon and stars, and the first day without a heaven. What man is found such an idiot as to suppose that God planted trees in paradise in Eden, like a husbandman, and planted therein the tree of life, perceptible to the eyes and senses, which gave life to the eater thereof; and another tree which gave to the eater thereof a knowledge of good and evil? I believe that every man must hold these things for images, under which the hidden sense lies concealed” (Origen - Huet., Prigeniana, 167 Franck, p. 142).
Peace
Aza
2006-12-14 13:59:18 · answer #3 · answered by Aza 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He Probably has a computer which he uses to control all of us peons. His favorite thing to do is killing those who go against him. Just some good violent fun just like Jesus and the old testament suggest.
"I have wiped out many nations, devastating their fortress walls and towers. Their cities are now deserted; their streets are in silent ruin. There are no survivors to even tell what happened. I thought, 'Surely they will have reverence for me now! Surely they will listen to my warnings, so I won't need to strike again.' But no; however much I punish them, they continue their evil practices from dawn till dusk and dusk till dawn." So now the LORD says: "Be patient; the time is coming soon when I will stand up and accuse these evil nations. For it is my decision to gather together the kingdoms of the earth and pour out my fiercest anger and fury on them. All the earth will be devoured by the fire of my jealousy. "On that day I will purify the lips of all people, so that everyone will be able to worship the LORD together. My scattered people who live beyond the rivers of Ethiopia will come to present their offerings. (Zephaniah 3:6-10)
2006-12-14 14:01:06 · answer #4 · answered by Rosebee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll give you one small clue and then I think I will retire until tomorrow.
There is a Hymm that talks with me and He walks with me
I can hardly ever get through the song without, getting all choked up with tears running down my face (and I am one who seldom sheds tears) 2 times I wanted to share this song from the front leading the song and both times b4 I was done the whole audience was all teared up. Also we were all very full of joy.
2006-12-14 21:41:47 · answer #5 · answered by icheeknows 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HE now enjoys his little walks in the world with me.
Jesus is the truth, the way and the life!
"Hear O Israel, the Lord is our God, the Lord is One"
(Shema Yisrael Adonai eloheinu Adonai ehad)
2006-12-14 13:55:52 · answer #6 · answered by St. Mike 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Walks & talks with the rest of His Children in all the every day life happenings.
2006-12-14 13:59:27 · answer #7 · answered by t a m i l 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know that you're being flippant with the question, but I'll answer anyway.
Sure He enjoyed it. That's the whole reason he created us! To fellowship with Him.
He exists outside of time and only drops in to "NOW" for our sakes. He's just as much with Adam NOW as he is with us in Heaven LATER.
Trippy.
2006-12-14 13:56:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well I know he wanted a PS3, but that didn't work out so well. If you thought he was pissed at Sodom and Gomorrah, you should have seen the brimstone fly when the guy in front of him got the last one.
2006-12-14 14:45:02 · answer #9 · answered by Phil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with Chippy that He's ignoring us but I don't think it's b/c there's another Adam & Eve. I just think He has ADD and was distracted by the martians trying to communicate with us :-)
2006-12-14 17:51:14 · answer #10 · answered by strpenta 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋