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A.) The sweetest thing is:Youre GUARANTEED to live for another 33 years!(Because thats why they call it a MID-LIFE crisis!)


Har Har!! HAR!!!!

2006-12-14 05:07:06 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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B) That you'll definitely laugh about it in a year or so! "What was that all about?"

C) That everyone else had it, and the truth of the crisis never surfaces comfortably enough for serious discussion . . . just ridiculously funny flashbacks.

D) That men have a funny way of dealing with crisis, and - hopefully - you'll realize this before you're woman figures it out for you.

E) That 33 is too young to have a crisis . . . wait till your 50, I say. It's more of a physiological (not necessarily psychological) thing that is the root of the crisis man. Har har har!!!

2006-12-14 05:13:25 · answer #1 · answered by jeromemarkgonzales 2 · 0 1

Ah, but the jokes on you. Based on your theory, if you live past 66 your mid-life crisis will never end since you never know how long you'll live (assuming you don't end it all given this depressing thought).

2006-12-14 05:10:13 · answer #2 · answered by canela 5 · 0 0

I am feeling bitter more often. We tend to become a little more aggressive and fussy. Now...the sweetest thing about it is that you can sit back and relax and think about your teenage life...how cool it was...but right after that you might feel depressed once again. "Never put off till tomorrow what you can do today."

2006-12-14 05:14:57 · answer #3 · answered by cracio 2 · 0 0

Hilarious : p
My dad is 57(birthday 7 days ago) and still hasn't had a mid life crisis -_-

2006-12-14 05:09:14 · answer #4 · answered by B-jammin 2 · 0 0

The sweetest thing is knowing you won't have to save much for retirement since you'll only live to be 66!

2006-12-14 05:08:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

you are either trying to make a joke (and unsuccessfully) or you are just dumb. Mid life isn't until 45.

2006-12-14 05:09:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The best part is you fool around with other chicks because you think you don't have it any more. Bad part, your wife or girlfriend could leave you.

2006-12-14 05:13:33 · answer #7 · answered by Zig Zag 3 · 0 0

That depends. What exactly do you consider a midlife crisis. I'll have to post thta question.

2006-12-14 05:11:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

THATS AS FUNNY AS A SCREEN DOOR ON A SUBMARINE! HAVE A HAPPY!!!!!

2006-12-14 05:10:31 · answer #9 · answered by brxny2000 5 · 0 0

It just means you will start using viagara sooner

2006-12-14 05:08:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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